The Radiant Sunkeepers of Inner Valddera is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and exploding hoverboards. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.305 billion Inner Valdderans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Administration, although Environment, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inner Vald City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The very strong Inner Valdderan economy, worth 70.2 trillion Valens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 53,754 Valens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 214,698 per year while the poor average 9,048, a ratio of 23.7 to 1.

Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, meetings involving club finances are frequently broken up by men in black suits, elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents, and money can't buy you love but you can purchase a reasonable approximation of it. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Inner Valddera's national animal is the Golden Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Inner Valddera is ranked 70,672^nd in the world and 21^st in Corsair for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 44.59 on the Bus Surprisal Index.